the perfect christmas carol

It's fucking Christmas time again!


Fuck Christmas!
It's a waste of fucking time
Fuck Santa!
He's just out to get your dime,
Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy
And fuck all that mistletoe!
White-bearded big fat bastards
Ringing bells where e'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls
All going Ho-Ho-Ho
It's fucking Christmas time again!

Fuck Christmas!
It's a fucking Disney show
Fuck reindeer
And all that fucking snow!
Fuck carols
And fuck Rudolph
And his stupid fucking nose
And fucking sleigh bells tinkling
Everywhere you fucking goes!
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping
It just drives us all insane!
Go tell the elves
To fuck themselves
It's Christmas time again!

(Composers: Eric Idle & John Du Prez
Author: Eric Idle
Singer: Eric Idle)

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